My X-Files Script

Once I sent in a script to The X-Files. They sent back a rejection letter and they appear to have spit into the envelope. I'm not sure why, the script was better than half of the episodes they air!

Beev: AAAAH!

Alien eats his face

Eugene: NOOOOO!

Alien shoots him in the spine with a ray gun


Mulder: What do you suppose happened here, Scully?

Scully: Who cares? Let’s get naked and do it.

Mulder: Did you bring the whipped cream?

Scully: You bet

They begin undr—CENSORED

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