A Dumb Radio Ad

 I heard the stupidest commercial on the radio just now:

Woman: He accused me of getting Botox! As if I would actually stick needles in my face!
Man: What was I supposed to think? Those lines in her forehead were gone!
Woman: Wow, you actually noticed? I guess I could be your trophy wife now!

What a loving husband. If I did that with my girlfriend it would go like this:

Girlfriend: He accused me of getting Botox! As if I would actually stick needles in my face!
Me (Through a wired jaw): But those lines in your forehead are gone!
Girlfriend: But the lines on yours aren’t!
(She slams my face in a hot George Foreman grill)

What kind of partner comes home from work, looks lovingly at their spouse, and says, “Honey, did you get Botox? What happened to your basset-hound like appearance? I can’t hide change in the deep crevices in your forehead anymore!”